Halloween is almost here everybody!!! HALLOWEEN!!!! Hooray!!!!! LOUD NOISES LOUD NOISES!!!! I love Halloween. It’s one of my favorite non-holidays, right next to “Talk like a Pirate” day, but I’ve decided not to dress up this year. Why you ask? Because last year I dressed up like a demonic doctor, and I was the only…… Read More
So after driving the Future into work today, I decided, what the hell, I might as well go get some work done. As I’m circling the parking lot looking for a spot, I see a faint glimmer of hope shining through the morning fog. A spot is open, but some D-bag has decided to park…… Read More
So imagine me, a big hunk of man tissue, standing in front of a group of women and trying to tell them about their ovarian cycle and what it means to their low back pain and core strength. I can imagine standing in front of a firing squad being less intimidating, but I’m a champ,…… Read More