This Post Has Nothing To Do With Fitness, But Still Kicks Ass

So with less than three days until the big wedding day, everyone and their dog is now asking me a very annoying question:

So, are you getting nervous yet??

Why would anyone ask that kind of question?? “Well, if I wasn’t nervous before, now you’ve given me something to think about, and yeah, maybe I should be nervous!!!” As if I don’t have enough on my mind, between tux rentals, limo rentals, hotels, coordinating rehearsals, getting final numbers for dinner, confirmations, travel arrangements, not to mention training clients, teaching classes, writing the odd bit of fantastic, fighting crime after midnight, and looking fantastic in a pair of gym shorts, all while re-assuring a pre-wedding bride to be that the world will not implode on itself around her in a vortex of judgement and finger-pointing, and you have the balls to ask if I’M GETTING NERVOUS YET??

It must be a right of passage thing, where everyone who has gone through it before has to razz the shit out of the new guy and give him a hard time. Sure, I’ve been Mr. Cucumber (as in “cool as a”) leading into this week, but it’s definitely a good thing I’m taking today and tomorrow off from work so I don’t have to be around too many people, because someone might lose a friggin ear or two if I don’t.

So unfortunately, as I’m going to be in the throes of family, ceremony and other fun things of the sort, I’m going to be unable to post another ray of sunshine for everyone else to bask in for tomorrow, as well as on Monday, but fear not!!! I’ll be back with a vengeance on Tuesday the 9th, with the winners of the big contest leading into the launch of Muscle Imbalances Revealed, Upper Body. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check it out HERE and jump on in!!.

Peace!