Posted December 26, 2012

Boxing Day Madness

 

I hope everyone had a great Christmas yesterday. We spent a lot of time with family, eating, drinking, more eating, and opening presents between bouts of eating. To say that I’m setting up for some conditioning workouts for the rest of the week would be like saying Peyton Manning like to throw a football around once in a while.

Now aside from the food, drinks, family, and presents, Canada does something on the 26th called Boxing Day. This is essentially the Canadian equivalent of the US Black Friday, but way better, colder, and more intense. This is the day when people take all the money, gift cards, and bitter resentment of not getting what they really wanted for Christmas and parlay that into a massive consumerist shopping glut where they buy for themselves instead of trying to use their year-long subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.

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Another big defining characteristic is we tend to have short-term sales.

Like, massive sales.

Like, re-furnish your house, buy that new camera you’ve had your eye on, make things that are insanely over-priced realistic for just one or two days a year good kind of sales.

Many places try to blow out their remaining stock before the end of the fiscal year, which makes it a great time to pick up stuff for cheap, and also get the gifts you REALLY wanted.

Now I know everyone out there wants to get their learn on, and since there’s a lot of people who read this blog who have certifications that need continuing education credits, December 31st means the end of a year and you may be on the fence as for being just shy of your CEC’s. You may also just want to hear my sexy-ass voice come beaming through your speakers, and maybe even watch me strut around in high def for your viewing pleasure.

As a result, Rick Kaselj and I have put THE ENTIRE Muscle Imbalances Revealed  series on sale until December 28th.

This includes Muscle Imbalances Lower Body, Upper Body, Assessment and Exercise, and even my Ultimate Cancer Survivor’s Guide. The only way you’ll be able to match this much sexiness in one package is if all the participants decided to band together and do a stirring rendition of Beyonce’s Single Ladies dance in full spandex.

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I’m down guys.                Let’s make this a reality.

 If you want to pick up individual components of the total package, you can do that too.

In addition to that, I’ve put Post Rehab Essentials on discount for the next few days too. You can now pick up a copy of your very own for only $48, or roughly the cost of 2 weeks of lattes.

Now you finally have something you can spend those pre-paid Mastercards on, and also something to put that check your Aunt Bethany gave you for $13 dollars towards.

Just make sure you hustle and get on this, because everything is only on sale until Friday December 28th at midnight.

Have a great one peeps!!

 

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