Back, and Better Than Ever!!!

Holy Hell that took a long time!! You decide to upgrade a website with a handy-dandy little service that says it can have a 24 hour turn-around, and it’s taken since last Thursday to get that all set up!! Hopefully everyone has been able to make it through their days without wandering around aimlessly like Jillian Michaels sense of accomplishment at her amazing skill as a trainer in the Biggest Loser soul vaccuum, but I’m sure you all found solace somewhere else to get your interwebz kick about fitness. I’m sure I’ll make it through the day knowing that you all cheated on me while I was away. sniff I don’t care.

As such, I’m hoping to play around with a few plug-ins over the weekend. Believe me, if I had any computer skills at all it would be a piece of cake, but as you can see, I have so much skills that even computer experts who made the bloody site couldn’t even figure out how I screwed things up that badly and took 4 days to do a 1-day job, which means I have a very strong chance of completely crashing the entire internet.

Seriously. I may implode the entire thing, which could bode pretty poorly for that witty Twitter post you had in mind.

As such, the only professions that will be available in the new post-apocalyptic non-internet world will be the following:

Doctor

Playstation Network zombie slayer

Farmer and chicken-raiser (we’ll need to get chicken breasts from somewhere)

Website designer – turned outhouse cleaner

Kick-ass Personal Trainers who can make a race of half-human, half-cyborg soldiers who could command the human race and allow said trainers to rule the world. I call dibs on that one. Everyone else can sort out the remainders for themselves.

Vive la revolucion!!!